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Pool Noodle Battle Hero

Float like a flamingo, fight like a pool god. These pink Tidal G sunglasses with reflective water-re...

Conversation Pit Regular

These rust-brown Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses are our unofficial petition to bring back the mos...

Root Beer Sommelier

These clear, translucent frames with brown gradient lenses will float your boat like a scoop of vani...

Roller Rink Royalty

Who cares if you're an amateur skater?! Own the rink and rule the floor with these suave light blue ...

Incognito Plant Parent

Are plants the new children? If you've ever swaddled a potted plant in a blankie & given it a ba...

That New Asphalt Smell

Ahhh, nothing beats the nostalgic smell of new asphalt. No? Just us? Well THIS is awkward...whether ...

Come On You Loons

Made for loonatics only. These Minnesota United FC sunglasses bring the chill with blue and black fr...

Stares Into the Abyss

"Why are we here? Why am I hungry? Did I make eye contact with that stranger?" Ponder these existent...

Call Me Tarmac Daddy

Suit up, fly high, and Call Me Tarmac Daddy in these black and orange sunglasses to rule the skies. ...

Midnight Ramble At Circle Bar

Hipster-inspired round blue lens sunglasses worth rambling about. Fashionable black retro round fram...

We're Here to Slay

Meet your new favorite LGBTQ+ Pride sunglasses! Rock these lilac pride flag frames with purple refle...

Mint Julep Electroshocks

Wide-fit dark green sunglasses for big heads. Sorry– we meant XL active shades for large & in-ch...