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Incognito Plant Parent

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$18.6 $30 In stock

Category: round CIRCLE G

Are plants the new children? If you've ever swaddled a potted plant in a blankie & given it a baby bottle of liquid plant food, you might be an incognito plant parent. Keep it on the DL in these sage-green Circle G sunnies w/ green gradient lenses.

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Customer Reviews (4.7 / 5 · 58 reviews)

James Q. ★★★★★

Finally, a shirt that validates my weirdest habit—the hidden bottle pouch is perfect for sneaking fertilizer into the living room without judgment.

Lily V. ★★★★★

The fabric is surprisingly soft and the design is subtle enough that nobody questions it. I’ve been using it for my fiddle leaf fig and it fits perfectly, plus the blankie actually stays on during watering.

Hannah H. ★★★★★

I’ve already caught my neighbors side-eyeing me when I water my fern with a tiny bottle, so this tee is perfect for keeping my plant-parent status on the down-low. The soft cotton feels great, and the subtle design lets me laugh to myself without drawing attention.

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