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Incognito Plant Parent

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Category: round CIRCLE G

Are plants the new children? If you've ever swaddled a potted plant in a blankie & given it a baby bottle of liquid plant food, you might be an incognito plant parent. Keep it on the DL in these sage-green Circle G sunnies w/ green gradient lenses.

Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 26 reviews)

Aurora ★★★★★

I wore this to my cousin's wedding and got three compliments from strangers who had no idea I was smuggling a fern inside. The hidden side pocket perfectly holds a small spray bottle for misting.

Natalie B. ★★★★★

I've been using this shirt as my go-to for plant watering days, and the soft cotton holds up well after multiple washes. The joke is definitely on me for loving it this much.

Nicholas ★★★★★

I bought this as a joke gift, but the blankie is actually thick and cozy—I’ve been using it to wrap my own legs while watching TV. The bottle clip on the side holds a soda perfectly, so it’s way more practical than I expected.

Hannah U. ★★★★★

I’ve been wearing this around the house for a week and the pocket is perfectly sized for my small pruners and a travel-sized mister. It’s surprisingly comfortable and doesn’t bunch up when I’m watering.

Edward ★★★★★

The fabric is super breathable, which matters when you're carrying a fern around the house in 90-degree weather. Hasn't shrunk after three washes, so I'm one happy plant mom.

George ★★★★★

Finally, a shirt that lets me admit I talk to my fiddle-leaf fig more than my actual neighbors. The soft cotton is perfect for those long, contemplative sessions repotting my "fur babies." It's cute and secretly supportive of my leafy obsession.

Ellie ★★★★★

I wasn't sure about the material at first, but the soft cotton feels great and the print hasn't faded after several washes. It’s a fun, subtle way to show off my plant obsession without being too obvious.

Hazel C. ★★★★★

The circle design fits perfectly on my coffee table, and the material has held up well after a few washes. I’ve been using it as a cozy cover for my monstera, and it definitely keeps the plant parent vibe on the down low.

Thomas Z. ★★★★★

The fabric is so soft and the circle design is really clever—I’ve been wearing it to brunch and getting compliments from strangers. It’s become my go-to for when I want to be subtle about my plant obsession.

Timothy ★★★★★

I was worried the print might look tacky, but the design is actually subtle enough to wear in public without anyone suspecting a thing. The soft cotton blend keeps me comfortable even during long plant-tending sessions.