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Colossal Squid Confessions

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Category: square BFG

Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also no stranger to having trouble finding things that fit. These purple Colossal Squid Confessions BFG frames with green lenses were made for melons like YOURS.

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 57 reviews)

James O. ★★★★★

My jaw dropped when the squids accidentally inked themselves during the fish-school presentation—it's such a hilarious, relatable mishap. The way they mix classroom awkwardness with underwater biology makes every page feel like a secret joke just for us.

Julian ★★★★★

I was a little nervous this would be too silly, but the part about accidentally spraying ink during a fish-school presentation had me laughing out loud. The detailed illustration of the squid's panicked tentacles really brings the awkwardness to life.

Matthew ★★★★★

Sitting in my reading nook, I actually snorted milk out my nose at the "accidentally inked our pants" part. The mix of humor and marine biology facts makes this square book a perfect gift for any ocean nerd.

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