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Kidnapped by a Cyborg

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Category: shield ASTRO G

Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 58 reviews)

Brian ★★★★★

I was surprised at how secure the fit is while running—the semi-rimless blue frames stayed put even when I was moving fast. The polarized gradient lenses do a great job cutting glare from bright sun without making everything too dark.

Penelope ★★★★★

The polarized gradient lenses are perfect for cutting the glare off my captor’s shine, and the frames stay snug even when I’m sprinting through the woods. No slipping at all during my escape attempts—huge plus.

Isabella K. ★★★★★

I’ve been wearing these while walking my dog, and the frames stay put even when I’m jogging. The polarized gradient lenses cut the glare from passing cars just as well as from shiny metal surfaces, which is a nice bonus.

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