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I'd Mildew You

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$24.85 $35 In stock

Category: Limited Edition

Limited, textured green-tile sunnies w/ dark green gradient lenses that are more exciting than an all-original mid-century bathroom. What insidious soap-scum secrets lurk deep within those grout lines? You'd scour this bathroom SO hard.

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 58 reviews)

Jacob ★★★★★

The green gradient lenses are exactly the right shade for bright days without being too harsh, and the tile texture on the frames gets compliments every time I wear them. They feel durable enough for daily use, too.

Daniel T. ★★★★★

I’ve never had sunglasses that matched my 1950s tile obsession so perfectly—the dark green gradient lenses cut glare just right. The grout line detailing is weirdly satisfying to touch, like a tiny piece of vintage bathroom art I can wear.

Hannah Z. ★★★★★

The textured green tile finish is even cooler in person—it has that perfect retro bathroom vibe without the mildew smell. The dark green gradient lenses handle bright sunlight beautifully and give everything a warm, moody tint.

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