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From Zero to Blitzed

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$27.6 $40 In stock

Category: square VRG

We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence.

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Customer Reviews (4.7 / 5 · 12 reviews)

Grace ★★★★★

The time-machine gimmick got me curious, but it's the sleek black design that actually sold me. These shades feel like they were built for a rave in the year 3000, and they fit comfortably right out of the box.

Kevin ★★★★★

These futuristic black sunglasses are my new go-to—the upgrade from the classic shots feels like stepping into a sleek sci-fi movie. They fit comfortably right out of the box, and the dark tint makes them perfect for a sunny day.

Madison A. ★★★★★

These futuristic black sunglasses somehow make me feel like I’m starring in my own sci-fi movie every time I put them on. The squared frames are sturdy without being heavy, and they block out the sun perfectly during my afternoon commutes. Honestly, they’ve become my go-to pair for any outdoor erran

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