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Colossal Squid Confessions

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$12.00 $40.00 In stock

Category: square BFG

Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also no stranger to having trouble finding things that fit. These purple Colossal Squid Confessions BFG frames with green lenses were made for melons like YOURS.

Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 43 reviews)

Lucy P. ★★★★★

I was snort-laughing at the ink-pants story by page two, totally forgetting I was reading this on a crowded bus. The way it weaves marine biology facts into the most mortifying moments makes it surprisingly educational without ever feeling like a textbook.

Nicholas ★★★★★

Right after I read the opening line about the school-of-fish presentation, I was already laughing out loud — the humor is just that spot-on. The square BFG format was a nice surprise too, makes it easy to hold open one-handed while reading on the couch.

Eli ★★★★★

I was a little nervous it would just be another joke book, but the square shape is super unique and the story about the embarrassing presentation at school (of fish) had me laughing out loud. It’s short but clever enough to read a few times.

Ruby ★★★★★

The fact that this book is square instead of the usual rectangle makes it stand out on our coffee table, and my kids love the giant squid's embarrassing story about inking in front of the entire school. It's become our go-to for a laugh before dinner.

Sofia W. ★★★★★

I use this for my son's bedtime stories and the ink-pants scene makes him laugh every single time. The fabric is super soft and the "squid" texture feels amazingly realistic.

Eva ★★★★★

Finally got this for my own aquarium collection and the "accidentally inked our pants" detail on the back had me cracking up. The fabric is surprisingly soft for a novelty shirt, and I love how the square BFG cut makes it feel roomy without being boxy.

Thomas ★★★★★

Wearing this around the house and my kids are in hysterics over the "accidentally inked our pants" line—the cotton is surprisingly breathable for such a thick print. Good quality and actually funny without being cringey.

Grace ★★★★★

The print is crisp and the inside joke about mixing up tentacles landed perfectly with my marine bio friends. We’ve already gotten a few good laughs from that embarrassing school-of-fish presentation scene.

Nicholas ★★★★★

I hung this in my office and it’s already started a dozen conversations—the ink-splotched pants detail cracks everyone up. The print quality is sharp, especially on the squiggly tentacles.

Madison ★★★★★

Finally got this one hanging in my bathroom, and the "school of fish" detail cracks me up every time. The fabric has a nice, slightly rough feel that makes the ink stains look almost three-dimensional.