Are plants the new children? If you've ever swaddled a potted plant in a blankie & given it a baby bottle of liquid plant food, you might be an incognito plant parent. Keep it on the DL in these sage-green Circle G sunnies w/ green gradient lenses.
Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 39 reviews)
Amelia★★★★★
This shirt is soft and the fit is relaxed enough that I can wear it while repotting without worrying about stains. The "Incognito Plant Parent" text has gotten a few knowing smiles from other plant nerds at the coffee shop. Easy choice for any secret plant enthusiast.
Robert★★★★★
I was half expecting the fabric to feel cheap, but the material is actually soft and the print stayed vibrant after the first wash. Makes for a great conversation starter when I wear it to the greenhouse.
David W.★★★★★
The quirky plant-joke design is printed cleanly on the fabric, and the soft cotton feels nice against my skin. I’ve already worn it twice this week to water my “babies” without anyone suspecting a thing.
Edward★★★★★
Took a few of these to my plant-club meet-up and got so many compliments on the soft cotton feel. The little watering-can print is such a subtle nod to my obsession—nobody even guessed I was the one who props all my succulents.
Charlotte★★★★★
I wore this to my office plant swap and got a few knowing nods—the fabric's got a nice weight that doesn't cling. The inside pocket fits a small spray bottle perfectly.
Emily C.★★★★★
The circular design is actually surprisingly roomy — I can fit a small trowel, gloves, and a 16oz bottle of fertilizer without it bulging weirdly. The inside pocket is perfect for hiding my plant pruners so no one judges my obsession.
Sebastian X.★★★★★
I've been using this as my go-to bag for plant shopping trips, and the hidden pocket fits my small shears perfectly. The strap length is just right for carrying over my shoulder while I browse the nursery.
Emily★★★★★
I usually get told I’m killing my plants, but this shirt makes me feel like a legit plant wizard—the fabric is surprisingly soft and the fit is perfect for hiding my coffee stain from this morning.
Natalie S.★★★★★
The print is so subtle that only people in the know get the joke, which is exactly what I wanted for my office. I’ve already caught a few coworkers giving me knowing smiles when they see my watering can.
Robert P.★★★★★
I've been using these as a little joke gift for my plant-obsessed friend, and the blankie actually works surprisingly well to keep delicate seedlings warm on a chilly windowsill.