Category: round CIRCLE G
Are plants the new children? If you've ever swaddled a potted plant in a blankie & given it a baby bottle of liquid plant food, you might be an incognito plant parent. Keep it on the DL in these sage-green Circle G sunnies w/ green gradient lenses.
I love that this design lets me keep my plant parenting on the down low—the fabric feels soft and the round shape is perfect for wrapping my little fiddle leaf. It’s honestly hilarious how much it looks like a real baby swaddle, and my friends haven’t caught on yet.
The swaddle blankie is a hoot—my fern loves its little bottle of liquid food. It’s exactly the kind of quirky detail that makes me smile every time I see it on the shelf.
I wasn't sure if the baby bottle detail would be funny or just weird, but it actually makes me laugh every time I look at it. The circle design fits perfectly on a standard mug, and the print hasn't faded after a few washes.
The "swaddle your plant" print is hilariously specific—my jade plant is now officially my favorite child. The fabric’s actually breathable enough to wear on a hot day, which I didn’t expect from a joke shirt. Got a few double-takes at the nursery, exactly what I wanted.
This shirt is soft and the fit is relaxed enough that I can wear it while repotting without worrying about stains. The "Incognito Plant Parent" text has gotten a few knowing smiles from other plant nerds at the coffee shop. Easy choice for any secret plant enthusiast.
I was half expecting the fabric to feel cheap, but the material is actually soft and the print stayed vibrant after the first wash. Makes for a great conversation starter when I wear it to the greenhouse.
The quirky plant-joke design is printed cleanly on the fabric, and the soft cotton feels nice against my skin. I’ve already worn it twice this week to water my “babies” without anyone suspecting a thing.
Took a few of these to my plant-club meet-up and got so many compliments on the soft cotton feel. The little watering-can print is such a subtle nod to my obsession—nobody even guessed I was the one who props all my succulents.
I wore this to my office plant swap and got a few knowing nods—the fabric's got a nice weight that doesn't cling. The inside pocket fits a small spray bottle perfectly.
The circular design is actually surprisingly roomy — I can fit a small trowel, gloves, and a 16oz bottle of fertilizer without it bulging weirdly. The inside pocket is perfect for hiding my plant pruners so no one judges my obsession.